Should you stumble across any amazing sentences as you traverse the intrawebs you are duty bound to post them here for perusal.
Our first entry is from the esteemed A-Train Crediddles:
'One notable effect of the published census results on the political debates of the time was that the percentage of "insane negroes" seemed to increase the further North one went, reaching catastrophic proportions in Massachusetts and Maine. Pro-slavery advocates pointed to this as evidence of the beneficial effects of slavery.'