So I take the wife out shopping. We buy some fragrances from LUSH, we get some bath bombs and other gay shit, I take her for Sushi and order the Sake. They bring me a whole jar of warm sake. Well being a Mexican man I can't let liquor go to waste. I drink the whole jar and drive home. I proceed to drink Cranberry coconut Malibu and Vodka. I've had 4 of those but wife thinks i'm just drinking cranberry juice. She is in the shower, im hella drunk and im hoping I can be smooth enough to make another baby tonight.... wish me luck and good aim......
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Got hammered and trying to get lucky
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