Originally Posted by
Tydepoker
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give us a top 10 list of people you would rather be other than your terrible self
TIA
i can't promise a definitive top 10 but here's 5 off the top of my head:
5. the shiesty mexican telling weak-minded foreigners you can catch freshwater fish in the sewage runoff next to the landfill
4. gay sex in 10 years when he finds a time machine and travels back to 2006 and starts calling himself marty carrycow
3. someone smart enough to google bluefire webpros while shopping for a web design specialist
2. wong's paypal account after he contacts the oregon police officer with your information on deck
1. the border patrol officer who informs you you can't bring a fucking dog back over the border
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