B's Burger Palace

[Behemoth]

My burger game is ridiculous ya'll. No one out there does it better than ole B. Standard 80/20, garlic salt, pepper, cooked to a perfect medium, and topped with any of these cheeses that you rubes probably don't even know about.

Havarti
Aged white cheddar
Lorraine Swiss
Brie
Gouda
Monterey Jack (eh eh, not so fast chunk cheese boy, that's mixed with cheddar)
Queso


lightly butter a FRESH bun, not your storebought on sale for $1.99 8 pack, or a Hawaiian bun is also acceptable, toast that shit to a light brown and top it with whatever you like, which in this case, is probably ketchup and mustard and brown lettuce you rube fucks. Oh oh, wait a minute, dig around and see if you can find some mcdonald's mayo pack to be a real connoisseur. Your burger games are terrible.

FIN