I'm cooking lunch today

[BALLER]

today I'm going to the Dollar Tree in a bit and buying some Spaghetti and sauce. I already got some margarine I can thrizzy on the noodles when I done. I'm going to put parmesan cheese and crushed red peppers on the spaghetti. I'm gonna put some motherfucking hamburger (73/27) in the sauce. I'm going to drink Sprite with it. I'd be lying if I said I was going to put some veggies and mushrooms in it, not because I don't like it but it's just not worth the time. My uncle taught me you can pour beer in food when you cook, gonna do that too.