Blake, ship me super mod so I can upload some sweet gifs into the emoticon library and other assorted funny imagery.
also, its time to get serious about bringing in some new fresh meat
I won't be posting at Venom much (if at all) anymore because of the terrible trolls who are jamming me up and stifling my creativity.
Lately it is a dead zone with virtually zero activity. Gee I wonder why ? (think about it)
I am cool with China and Serial and most of the posters there, but unfortunately there are a few idiots that have been given the green light to hijack threads with the same fucking bullshit. I refuse to put up with these ignoramuses anymore.
These slope brows are allowed to run wild, and it's pointless for me to even show up and post in the first place now.
All I want here at Skatz is the right to ban (5) posters of my choice which can be redeemed at anytime during my tenure here.
There is nobody posting here right now that I would ban, but that would quickly change if I start posting frequently. The leeches will instantly come out of the woodwork and attach themselves to my nuts in a matter days, and that is unacceptable.
Since I don't have any vested interest here, I would like to talk about buying a % of the site for (X) amount of dollars which could be negotiated in the near future. Maybe a couple hundie for a limited partnership of sorts
I'm sure we can find mutually agreeable terms
Also it's important to note that I have a pretty good working knowledge of VBulletin after running Tyde for almost a year
You can limit my controls so I am not in danger of going on Jim Beam ban rampages, but I want the ability to edit questionable content dedicated to trolling me. I have no interest whatsoever in running around deleting posts, but I know the routine trust me.
Suddenly the whole forum and 75% of the threads become about trolling me and everybody loses. I mean its BORING now. How many oral hygiene, checks from mommy, and tv stand one liners can you put up with ? I am burned out on even replying to any of these fucking chumps and the simple solution is to let me make the call when it comes to shitcanning them.
We are only talking about a handful of them anyway (who will remain nameless at this point), but I think I have been more than reasonable when it comes to dealing with the constant harassment, and developed a pretty thick skin considering the barrage of torment from some pretty creepy motherfuckers.
The most frustrating thing for me is not having a platform to express myself creatively without intervention from obsessed weirdos who have difficultly completing a sentence, let alone forming an original thought.
If they were funny or clever or the dialogue wasn't so devoid of brainpower, I would happily engage and unleash the hounds, but I think most of you would agree at this point the quality of trolling is tired, and played out, and just plain fucking pathetic