1.Barry/DirtyB/DirtDog/Pussyboy bitch- This description wont even do justice to the assault that you would receive on your ass. I would tax your ass more than I get taxed to pay for your brothers to be able to buy rims. Your asshole would need its own asshole from the amount of pounding. I would have a 50 inch LCD tv on the ceiling broadcasting FoxNews so that while your getting a colonoscopy you can only watch me fucking you internally, or every liberal fuckhead getting ripped apart. Your choice. Then after you are exhausted, your fucking Idol Jon "I am a disgraceful Jew" Stuart Leibowitz comes up asking about the commotion. He doesnt understand that you have a whole wide enough for an Ford F-150 now. You drop to your knees and ask for "Jon Stewart" to deposit him daily cum into your mouth. He declines and walks out.
Go ahead and talk about how I fucked up law school. I am looking for a new profession so I might look into pimping you out considering you are a pussy ass bitch. At night, I can put you to work on the street wearing your homo cow boxers and a bow on the back of your ass.
2. Three-Bet- Yo are the only 'pro' on the list but by no means are you even close to the god himself. I would like to put you in something authoritative like.....a Police uniform, and ballgag you. Then I would have you ambushed once you get into a room and have you bent over and perform a 'onestep' type of search. After I get your clothes off Id whip out NWA and have that album play on a loop while I fuck you in the ass.Every time I ejaculate you get to eat a donut with 'extra' vanilla frosting.
3. Gamble-bot- Yeah you. You ooze masculinity the way my dick oozes precum. I would put you put you in a pair of boxer shorts and tell you to run around like a little bitch, before bending you over while you say " But I poop from there" and I go "Not right now you dont". Then Id bring out L, and we would go to a romantic dinner while you clean the cum out of your hair and make me lunch for tomorrow.
I said tuna on WHEAT,bitch.
4.MamaLuigi- I am afraid to even ask what your name is even. You have some wierd shit going upstairs. Some sick wrestling deal with men wrestling in thongs? I mean I could be down for that but if you scream out "Oh fuck me Herrington" I am going to give you a donkey punch and shit on your forehead.
5. KillsJews4fun- I have no clue who you are, but whoever you are, you would get my electrocock therapy where you get smacked in the face with several erect penises until you develop mushroom head size welts on your face. Then I would try to connect the dots with multiple streams of thick cum.
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