Have you ever taken a really long time to jerk off?
You know because of distractions and stuff. You keep on going though because you need to finish. Yesterday I had just started and my phone rang. I thought it was this girl I had been hitting up on myspace but it turned out to be my MOM! It was really awkward I got her off the phone as soon as I could. So I get back at it and I start getting IM's from people! I ignore them but by now I am 46% soft, so I start looking for some hot porno on the internet. Finally I find some and finish jerking off. That 5 minutes seemed like the longest 5 minutes of my life. I can't believe it would take anyone that long to jerkoff.