Confession

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I was too drunk too care. It was a Friday night, and me and my friend Jamie (a girl) were doing stupid shit like usual. There were 5 other friends over at first, all of us playing truth-or-dare. It started off innocent, until the fucked up dares started rolling along. Ken, Jamie's ex-boyfriend, dared me to run around outside naked and serenade our floor mate. Needless to say, it ended badly. A kick to the balls kind of badly.
The night ended short when Jamie dared me to suck Ken's dick. I almost went for it, but Ken got creeped out. He left, along with everyone else who didn't want to see man-on-man action. So now it was just me, Jamie, and a game of truth or dare. And we were too drunk to care.
I always thought Jamie was hot. Not your supermodel-type hot, but the shy girl next door kind of hot. Red-hair, freckles, light brown eyes, and an amazingly fucked-up sense of humor. Oh, and she had huge tits. We continued playing.
A good 40 minutes of back and forth in, I feel gas coming on. I tell Jamie that I'm about to unleash the biggest fart she's ever heard. Without missing a beat, she dared me. Over 10 seconds and I get a blowjob. I was blown away, but this was my chance. "Over 20 seconds, and you let me fuck you." Game on.
Just a moment later, I let out the biggest, nastiest fart ever. I felt my ass-pubes vibrate, creating a slight buzz to accompany the smell of dying flesh. Jamie kept time. It felt like a bull just got done raping my asshole, but I knew. There was a grin on Jamie's face. She edged towards me as she showed me her phone, her legs slightly overlapping the tip of my now hard cock. 27 seconds.
Jamie took one strap of her short sun dress and pulled it down. Her scrumptious bust now teasing me into submission. Jamie unzipped my pants with her toes and traced the insides of my thighs with her tongue. Licking, nibbling, biting until she reached my penis. I couldn't take it anymore. I reached for her legs, threw her under me, and tore away her skirt. I pulled out a condom and tied it around my penis with a tight knot. Just a little bit more. It was turning purple now, deprived of oxygen. It burst, letting out plumes of purple smoke. Jamie inhaled the smoke as it went up her vagina, expanding her stomach until it resembled that of a pregnant women. The purple smoke materialized into a unicorn. It exploded out the side wall, leaving behind a rainbow. Jamie looked into my eyes and whispered Always. I wanna be with you. Make believe with you.