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Old 04-22-2012, 02:17 AM   #31
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Not sure if this counts, but at the crack house I lived at, one of my "friends" was a black guy named "tuey" however you would spell it (I can pronounce it easy enough) and this guy was actually really fucking nice. Not the brightest, but vnice.

One day it's his birthday and we have a CRACKING party (no drugs, he specifically smoked pot only, hated evthing else) and for whatever reason a couple girls he knew came over and were talking to me and, idk, being a good decade younger than them, I got kind of intimidated. I clammed up.

After the party a couple people were out of town so I had use of a room (first time in months) and I went in there to sleep, got a blanket out and shit, when I hear a knock at the door...odd....

Open it and tuey is drunk as hell, comes in and starts rambling about various things. His life, his warrants, a kid he hasn't seen in years on the east coast etc. So I finally say I'm going to crash out, and he gets up to leave then turns to me, and almost tries to hug me and whispers in my ear "just let me bust you in yo ass right quick I won't tell no one i swear"

WTF

I quickly told him that wasn't my thing and he got real nervous and left, we never spoke of it again. So weird..But whatever. I have officially had a request to get busted in my ass "right quick" so far. It's wasn't terrible, can't complain, I wonder if a little dranky dranky would make it better who knows.

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Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
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