Originally Posted by
poofter
i can tell.
just buy the bath salts with your food stamp card you ape?
ROFL with my GA I could actually.
BUT I CAN'T BUY HOT FOOD
*HOT FOOD*
I CAN BUY
WHISKY IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE
BUT NOT
A HOT
MOTHERFUCKING
SANDWICH
LIBERALS *ONLY* LIBERALS COULD CONJUR UP SUCH MONIC BRAIN WASTE AND CALL IT 'PROGRESSIVE' AND SELL IT TO OTHER MINDLESS DOLTS WITH TEAL PRIUSES ADORNING THE NEAT AND TIDY (BY THE SWEAT OF THIRD WORLDERS NO LESS) FRONT YARDS OF THEIR HOVELS
SAME IDIOTS THINK THE PLANET WILL BE SAVED BY FORCING THE POOR TO PAY FOR THE SHOPPING BAGS, TO CUT DOWN ON WASTE YOU KNOW
NEVERMIND THE INCREASED HARDSHIP BOTH FINANCIALLY AND PHYSICALLY (AND EMOTIONALLY) THIS PUTS ON PEOPLE
I'VE NEVER HUSTLED OUT WALGREENS FASTER IN MY LIFE THAN BUYING A TUBE OF ASTRO GLIDE AND REFUSING TO BE ROBBED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT BY THE SCOUNDREL BEHIND THE CASH REGISTER
QUITE A SITE TO WATCH THE BITTER OLD BIDDY'S WALKING IN PAST ME, AND THEY DO THE NORMAL HUMAN THING YOU KNOW "HEY WHATCHA GO SHOPPING FOR? I ONLY GET OUT ONCE A WEEK, MY MY, ASTROGLIDE EH..."
I MAKE LIKE A MAN BREAKING A LAND SPEED RECORD (on foot) WHILE THEY MAKE LIKE THEY AREN'T JEALOUS OF TBLOP AND JAZZ HANDSING TILL THE WEE HOURS WITH $7.99 WORTH OF SILCONE AND WATER GOODNESS
AND THE WORLD IS RIGHT, FOR A LONELY FRIDAY NIGHT
UNLESS YOU'RE A TUBE OF ASTROGLIDE A LAPTOP OR A YORKSHIRE TERRIER OF COURSE. IF YOU ARE SUCH A CREATURE, LIFE IS GOOD.
VERY, VERY
GOOD
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