Okay okay I think it's important not to lose track of the things that matter, which are:
The size of my wang.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught a single hour of logic.
The fact that in 12 years of education, no one is taught how to speed-read, comprehension or retention.
The fact that they've printed between 4 billion and 8 billion (a figure I saw somewhere, I think Guiness Book of Records actually) copies of the most emotional book ever written in the history of literature.
In that book which I have read 3.5 times, there is arguably one (1) verse (of 31,000) which is logical (John 8:32). There are something like 6000 verses that are pure evil or pure emotional corruption for the purposes of inducing insanity (but then I repeat myself). Stuff like Numbers 31:17-18. The rest of the verses are either incoherent dribbling or just idiotic or irrelevant absurdity. It's all very disturbing.
You might say I was very disturbed at 7, by religion's disturbance of the peace. This is why they give this book to children to read.
You can't do dot-to-dot exercises? Oh my bad, I forgot yall were more victimised than I was by the educational system.
Never had a day of school in my life.
Never read a book other than the KJV Holy Bible and about a dozen Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew novels.
Never watched television.
Never listened to radio.
Never read a magazine.
Never read a newspaper.
Never played sports.
Never played, at all, really.
Never had a friend. Wasn't really sure I even understood the concept or the purpose.
Never eaten processed foods.
Never been to a doctor.
Never learned anything except how to lie to Welfare workers & Police who were never coming.
Never used a telephone except when it was held to my face as my mother hissed at me to thank my Nan for sending 'me' money which I never saw.
Never had a hope in hell of actually passing a Year 10 subject. Dreamed of maybe passing English, but it wasn't very realistic to dream so big.
Discovered something peculiar about the education system. The government had educated everyone backwards. I was at neutral. I topped Grade 10 without doing any homework.
Never had the time. Sometimes, didn't have the shelter.
Do you feel maybe this is peculiar?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed from the educational system?
Maybe the government and religion should be removed.