Originally Posted by
cup
fattie turned down scoot's pimply-faced advances and he locked her in a storage freezer.------How's that for some TRUTH speaking????)))___------
You clearly don't understand the insanity of my mind.
If a girl is keen, I'm like "eh what's wrong with her."
If a girl turns down my advances, then I adore her.
This Bridgette chick was one of those fat - terrifyingly certain and rude and assertive - whores that no one wanted to engage because it's...degrading to engage her. But everyone hated her.
I almost got sex out of my 6 day celebrity status. But I dinked the girl into a telegraph pole instead of the bed we were headed. Drinking. Tight drug. She wasn't even hurt. Actually, that might have been another "near thing". There was a girl that was too drunk and I was a gentleman so I just snuggled with her all night and didn't do squat. The next day everyone was laughing at me because she'd told them I didn't even fuck her.
Apparently I was supposed to take advantage there. I was pathetic for not fucking her whilst she had passed out. True story. Pretty sure that brought my 15 min of fame to an end. Or the telegraph pole dinking mishap ended my :glory.
Oh well. Live and yearn.
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