the worst was I was SURE Tine was a chick as well, and he/she kept saying "that's why you're GRAPEY GRAPE!" whenever I kept realizing how fucking stupid I was and remembering stupid things I had done/said.
don't think he/she loved me tho, I was literally Cobson's property.
this was the time I flipped out, sold my laptop and JD, who i had been giving diet advice, flipped and stopped talking to me. he even made a thread on DD about it.
I am pretty sure I called him at like 5am and told him I knew you were all in on some scheme to get me and were intercepting my text messages and all kinds of weird shit. I called verizon and tried to get the guy to track down who was intercepting my texts, he was dumbfounded. I blamed a gang of female hackers and the guy told me to call local law enforcement and hung up on me.
shameful couple of days right there....
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Originally Posted by Mista Cobalina
Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way
Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.