The insanity and the lying is out of control.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

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Originally Posted by Rum Dick

Willie is a foodie who might be asian who has a job that involves a ton of travel. He may have rolled yebsite (some insane guy from pfa who deserved to get rollled). His foodie creds are suspect. His degen level is suspect as well. He is most likely obese and probably a meth head which used to be impressive until ape came along. Willie does have his moments. He is somewhere between tony b and corrigan on the sliding scale of pfa posters (the latter being the cream of the crop). I say we ban him unless he tells us a good story.

not a foodie in the sense that i don't cook with evoo and truffle oil - i like pub food, not into foodie snobbery, i just like to post pics of shit that taste good at three in the morning

not asian, nor am i fat (although have a bit of a beer belly_ - 6'3" 195-200ish of german/irish decent - my twitter is @dougleepoker, not sure if that is where the asian thing is from, but yeah no small asian cock here

i wish i had a job that allowed me to travel a lot

i'm more degen than optimal


good? story:
me and weiss usually meet up on the roof after curfew in haiti to smoke some nice local sativa.

on my second trip, the last night i got way too fucked as this 18yr old puerto rican from the bronx tries to seduce and give me the blowjob she says she owes me for my bday. i of course do not object because the chances of getting a blowjob from an 18yo are fewer and fewer as i get older. the problem was she bought me 7 small bottles of bhakara rhum, and i had already drank two or three myself (as well as hella beers)

end up passing out as we are waiting for most people to go to bed so we can find a dark corner of the base to get our fuck on.

FAIL #1

waking up hungover and hurrying to pack at 6am to make a shuttle to port au prince almost got me arrested. story is kind of long will finish later if there's interest

tbc...

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	story isn't good yet but the finish looks to be strong...fire away when you have time
	gets my vote
	I'm not sure it's possible to write that story in a way that makes it more boring. I'm tempted to put $ on the propositi...