#1. Undisputed leader of Toddler Nation ---- Skynigger aka scuter aka scooter aka jvin. Could he be challenged at the top spot? Not in this lifetime faggots.
#2. Lunch lady arms himself ----- Gay Sex aka gare. Encyclopedic knowledge of all sorts of dumb shit to go along with a unique one line delivery of said knowledge make noodles a juggernaut here at Skatz
#3. Bob ----- aka bobby Wong. Basically the pinnacle of Internet message board posting.
#4. SONATINE aka tine. This guy can fly fish as well as display his wizardry as a poster on the Internet at the same time. Quite the feat. Also ponies
#5. Tyde aka JD aka Morton. Still busting chops after all these years. Perhaps occasionally repetitive but also harsh and funny. Has he found a home here at Skatz?? The jury is still out.
#6. Rum Dick. Aka Dave. Superstar poster with always something to say. Some kind of flower expert as well. Likes West Virginia
#7. Blake. Aka Chang. Honestly I know nothing of Blake except his wife is Nita
#8. Vaughn. Some guy from Texas. Posts a lot and helps admin the site. Has limp dick
#9. Oven Rack aka blankdaniels aka jackdaniels. Posting frequency has dropped since the rape incident but always a solid contributor. Possibly has a giant head
#10. Suicide King. Baller. More participation is required to rise to your proper spot in this ranking. Please don't torque wrench me.
Everyone else is on notice.......step up your games.