going to order another pizza

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I really want to compliment you on that fine pizza there tine, but I just can't force myself to do it because I am emotionally distraught over the back handed flippant remarks your e-friends throw my way the moment I seem to be engaging this forum and might (just MIGHT) be ever so slightly emotionally exploitable. I'm fixing a lawn mower, I dig underage girls, I must have had my only tools stolen, I ought to burn a poisonous shrub, my college professors are idiots and the list goes on and on.

Shout out to bubbles go fuck yourself and take that pizza and shove it right up your ass.