I finally did it. I made my way to the local Taco Bell/KFC.
I had only one thing on my mind and it was to come in a soft taco. (sounds gay I know.) I'm fucked enough that I only remember "supreme" was in the name and it was heavenly.
Delighted with myself I stopped at the local 7/11 and picked up two pieces of the mistery pizza that was not claimed from the night before and I have to say it was horrifically satisfying. I've got my hand close to speed dialling 911 but I may already be in heaven.