well fellers we're gonna need

[Hillbilly Jim]

koji uehara to get a K or a W without giving up a run or adam dunn, david ortiz, robinson cano, alfosonso soriano or dustin pedroai to hit a dong
will middlebrooks overcoming the flu and donging it would also be accepted

[Hillbilly Jim]

dong means home run blake
sorry to make you think i was talking about your cousin

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure jim is in a gay porno fantasy league thats why he loves the dongs

[Hillbilly Jim]

yo koji uehara if you are reading this in the bullpen, im playing against a korean guy and i know how you japs hate koreans, so i would appreciate it if you got in the game and struck somebody out

[Bobby Wong]

[Hillbilly Jim]

this is some bullshit these motherfuckers arent donging it up
i only have like 2 more chance to catch a dong straight to the face

[Bobby Wong]

http://dongtalk.com/

[Hillbilly Jim]

all of those guy i mentioned can eat a bag of dicks

[Bobby Wong]

i bet thta dude with the cactus could hit hecka dongers