ALERT JUST GOT HOME AND I CHECK THE MAIL

[gay sex]

RENEWAL NOTICE FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY SUBSCRIPTION, I FEEL LIKE CANCELING IT IS A POOR PERSON MOVE, BUT IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WORST MAGAZINES OF ALL TIME AND AN ENVIRONMENTAL ATROCITY CUZ IT COMES OUT LIKE 4 TIMES A MONTH AND CAN BE READ IN 18 MINUTES

DECISIONS PEOPLE

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DO I SPEND THE 8 DOLLARS TO PERPETUATE THE CYCLE OF AWFUL LIBERAL FEMALE WRITERS AND ADMITTEDLY PRETTY GOOD COVER PHOTOGRAPHY

[gay sex]

also every snob who is like fage yogurt is sooooooo much better than oikos needs to kill themselves, first of all plain yogurt is gay so comparing it means u are an awful person

[gay sex]

although to put a bow on this i do love getting stuff in the mail

[Behemoth]

I say renew. Cover art is money most of the time, and you'll have access to all the new doings of Betty White, complete with pics.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

who the fuck reads magazines?

[gay sex]

actual tax paying citizens rodge

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THATS WHO OH U GOT ME RILED UP NOW BRO MIGHT JUST HAVE TO ORDER A HARPERS BAZAAR SUBSCRIPTION FOR THE FUCK OF IT

[anatine]

i literally just watched two hours of vegas muay thai fights and im ready to do my dishes really aggressively then take a shit and go to sleep.

[gay sex]

WRONG what ur gonna do is pour urself a scotch and watch jobs on ur chromecast like me cuz so far kutcher IS RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUSLY BAD