DAVE ALERT

[gay sex]

i put cabin in the woods through it for halloween bradley whitfords snark will never not be appreciated even though he got murdered as fuck in that movie

[gay sex]

also tine google the story about the military guy from seinfeld i think he tried to fucking shoot himself in the head fucked it up, and then called 911 this might be the most underreported story of the year

[gay sex]

like how bad must that hurt ur ego, WELL I FAILED AT SHOOTING MY HEAD calling 9 11, thats gotta be a ridiculous low point

[anatine]

i completely remember that happening. in fact i legit remember hearing the local news teams replay the audio of his 911 call.

he sounded pretty bummed.

[anatine]

also im not sure what thread we are posting in truth be told.

[anatine]

go figure.

[anatine]

what do you know about home improvement loans?

[gay sex]

nigga i believe the addage is if you have to ask you cant afford

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

also and to get out in front of this yes im kinda working on a beard i ordered a trimmer so im gonna see what my weak body can pull off

This better not be no finely trimmed puerto rican chin strap son.

[gay sex]

MY BABY FACE IS REAL PEOPLE KID LOOKS LIKE HES 19 CLEAN SHAVEN