official world cup draw rail thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

get your popcorn ready for 11:30 et fellers

you can simulate some draws while you wait
http://ultra-zone.net/2014-FIFA-Worl...up-Stage-Draws

i hecka got this draw on my first simulation



yikes!

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard @blake is boycotting the world cup due to 2 of the asian spots going to a white and arab country

[Steerpike]

england vs USA is needed

[Hillbilly Jim]

looks like someone wants england to finish last in their group

also of all the chicks in brazil they choose this awful broad

[Hillbilly Jim]

if spain finishes 2nd in their group shit could get really real

[Hillbilly Jim]

RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED

[Steerpike]

thanks for playing USA

[Hillbilly Jim]

I rarely cry conspiracy about this because it's, well, footy BUT worth noting that France would have been the Pot 2 team had it been sorted by ranking prior to the draw. Yet they picked it from a hat, Italy got stung and look at Les Bleus now...

[Steerpike]

[Behemoth]

Ghana gonna be tough. They're used to kicking human heads around, they're gonna whack the shit out of a soccer ball.