lets talk goats

[blake]

this has little to do with goats

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:this

[anatine]

i just seriously got quoted $5000 to have goats deal with my poison ivy.

i mean sfo i just buy my own at this point right?

[Bobby Wong]

hire grapes to do it

[anatine]

grapes has a conflict of interest with the spiders these goats would surely displace.

[mwh72]

Quote:

Originally Posted by anatine

i just seriously got quoted $5000 to have goats deal with my poison ivy.

You can buy like 1000 goats for that amount.

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rofl

[anatine]

seriously i wanted to ask the guy if he accepts donated goats but i felt he might try to talk me out of it.

[Bobby Wong]

If you try to hire a decent hooker for a three day weekend she's going to want some absurd amount of money, when for probably half as much you can buy a bride from a former soviet republic and drop her off at the bus station six weeks later.

[gay sex]

from my experience 500 will get you like 3 to 5 hours with any hooker born in the 90s why would you ever want them for a weekend

[gay sex]

i have taken a hooker to mortons in palm springs after I was done playing blackjack but it was cuz i needed the prime burger

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classy

[Bobby Wong]

it was an analogy bro