once bitten twice shy

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i am so psyched to scoop tonight

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also if ur nutty confident send a heads up were already chopping up chang in our 3 man cuz of his insolence

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also dont turn on espn right now tom izzos face is literal nightmare fuel

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and they are weirdly zoomed in on him

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im literally relieved that there is absolutely nothing for me to blow more money on until tonight.

which is my way of saying no im probably not going to be interested in shooting off on rando 'inter league' soccer games this afternoon gare but shoot me an invite anyway because of course i am.

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Existentially what we have to grapple with is the fact that if we didn't handicap Blake with two players that had bird flu we would have lost by 100

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Will see u two on the pitch at the crack of 945 Hawaiian

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like honestly last nights lol was a fucking killing field.

both my teams won decisively. the problem is, they won too decisively; by shredding their opponents so quickly, they didnt earn enough points in the process.

like i literally spent a couple of hours making sure i got the top scorers from both teams on my card and was feeling so fucking slick about it when i went to sleep. rookie shit, apparently.

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also fun fact who knows if anything i just said is remotely accurate because apparently no one bothers to accurately report these matches in any language other than moonspeak.

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also not for nothing but im pretty sure i just caught an esports lol wiki mining cryptocurrency through my browser tab.