yeah, i mean there are a million places that aren't gas stations where you can buy sushi, but i'm pretty sure gare is the only person in america who knows a place other than arby's where you can get a barbecued duck sandwich at 11 am on a tuesday
for the record, gare's fast casual duckery of choice is called stacy's quack and snack, and every time gare calls in an order they know it's him because he starts off by asking what's quackalacking, and then when he comes in and picks up his order he goes through this tired old routine where he tries to tell the new girl to just put it on his bill, and they totally know he's not taking it all back to the office like he tries to claim and is just eating three double-stack quack attack combo meals with extra sauce and no pickles in his car by himself
for the record, gare's fast casual duckery of choice is called stacy's quack and snack, and every time gare calls in an order they know it's him because he starts off by asking what's quackalacking, and then when he comes in and picks up his order he goes through this tired old routine where he tries to tell the new girl to just put it on his bill, and they totally know he's not taking it all back to the office like he tries to claim and is just eating three double-stack quack attack combo meals with extra sauce and no pickles in his car by himself
yeah, i mean there are a million places that aren't gas stations where you can buy sushi, but i'm pretty sure gare is the only person in america who knows a place other than arby's where you can get a barbecued duck sandwich at 11 am on a tuesday
I'd say that gas station sushi is on par with the quality of duck meat you'd get at Arby's.