so i think we start a business called discount dilla delivery and promote it with a lot of charts about our superior dollar to dilla ratio to appeal to the stonk rubes, double dillas after dark to appeal to the fats, we got a couple undocumented brown people whomping them up at a central location, a bunch of "independent contractors" out there just pissing in cups and fucking up their own vehicles delivering them, and we make a killing.
then once that's established and the public is accustomed to an all-dilla delivery service, we start a competing business called god's dilla that caters to a higher end clientele, you know the type who wouldn't be caught dead ordering a discount dilla. and we charge them the same $20 a dilla that gare's paying now, only we don't have to give a cut to doordash because we already have our own fleet of drivers. and here's the kicker, it's the same dilla made by the same brown people at discount dilla. now we're making money coming and going.
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also can we talk about how doordash is just brutally abusing drunk people
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