ol pike scared to leave his house after recent storms

[Hillbilly Jim]

[gay sex]

i heard he got lead poisoning from drinking out of urns like ancient romans and he now has dementia

he is coming back in 2012 bigger and better than ever





BUCKLE UP PEOPLE

[Hillbilly Jim]

i dont know i heard him and jive adopted a baby and are very busy living in vermont

[gay sex]

shout to that pelle pellier

[Joel Gertner]

And Well, Well, Well...

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel

"Like Skatzpoker starves for the return of Steerpike,
Your wife handled my sausage like she just got off a hunger strike
And your mother can farm the pork like a real Hillbilly
So I stuffed her with more meat than Sonatine's chili
The lady said she drinks Jack Daniels, not Jim Beam
But for dessert, she only drank my banana's cream
You can wash it down with a lemon pepsi like Gary
while I slurp up your sister's coke cherry"

Gertner

[Steerpike]

rofl i just decided to skirt by and say ole hillbilly jim and thought 'now there's a guy that used to make me laugh'

its' been nice not thinking it every day tho, nom sayin?