Bath Salts - Longform edition

[rum dick]

Congrats Bath Salts you have made the big time, your every own article on longform.org (via Spin).


http://www.spin.com/articles/bathlan...ghtmare?page=1


BATH SALTS: DEEP IN THE HEART OF AMERICA'S NEW DRUG NIGHTMARE

[behemoth old]

Bath salts are for people who can't afford meth.

Comments

	i swear to fuck you are literally wrong on EVERYTHING you say.
	get real with your life dumbazz, ape can afford meth he just loves getting salted

[Bobby Wong]

Quote:

Roughly a month before 18-year-old Las Vegas–area swim champ Jay Sirat was found asphyxiated in the garage of his suburban home, he penned a love letter to bath salts while checked into a Utah rehab center:

"You make me feel ready for anything. I love the way I can bump you just about anywhere. When I was with you, no one could control me. You made me tingle with each experience. When you hit me, I just started losing my mind. You made it easy for me to pass drug tests and still feel buzzed. I love you all and with all my heart and thank you for always being there for me, in every way and every situation."

ape is this true?

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

ape is this true?

I haven't done real research just yet (just today finally got a computer up and running) but from what I know "bath salts" are really chems that haven't been scheduled yet. Chemists have been doing this in bodybuilding for a decade or more, tinkering with steroids and such.

Honestly, since there is no telling what's in what, I mean...this love letter to dope, I could see that happening when really high. In the right ratios mephedrone/MDPV should hit like meth/coke at the same time (euphoria from meth/rush from coke) and I could see this being pretty overwhelming.

The danger as I see it, and what really worries me about giving this a go, is that under extremely good meth I have had times my heart rate was over 160 yet I couldn't feel it or notice anything was wrong. If I wasn't checking my pulse with a heart rate monitor I was so out of it I couldn't perceive my actual pulse. You get detached quite a bit, not feeling seeing or thinking reality properly. Thus bath salts have scary as fuck red tape, even for an advanced user like me.

This is only the beginning mark my words. Chemists haven't dabbled in designers much because meth/coke have always been easy to get, reasonably cheap etc. But with meth becoming VERY hard to source out raws and the overwhelming popularity of bath salts...get ready folks. I predict a decade long cat and mouse where chemists just tinker with designer narcotics to keep skirting every new law and restriction. This bath salts thing is in it's infancy IMO, which is scary.

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rum Dick

Congrats Bath Salts you have made the big time, your every own article on longform.org (via Spin).


http://www.spin.com/articles/bathlan...ghtmare?page=1


BATH SALTS: DEEP IN THE HEART OF AMERICA'S NEW DRUG NIGHTMARE

"John, 37, first did cocaine with his father when he was 13. For a long stretch of his life, he was a crystal-meth addict; he's had jobs here and there doing inventory. He is gentle, eager to be liked, and tries to save up money so that he and Deanna can see punk bands. His ex-wife lives in town, but he's not in contact with her or their ten-year-old daughter."

So very much wrong with the world...I can't get laid without lying/working my ass off yet morons too stupid to justify breathing valuable oxygen ARE BREEDING.

I mean...

[Statutory Ape]

Deanna met John shortly after she was released from a psych ward. The transition from Valencia to Vegas was rough. She would fight with her mother and once threatened to kill herself. Her parents had her committed. She dropped out of high school and spent days taking walks around the neighborhood. She met John outside of Walgreens on one of her walks. "I knew he had a drug problem, but I didn't know he was an addict, you know?" she says, giggling. John is the only guy Deanna has ever been with. They both have hepatitis C.

"I told you I was a drug addict!" John insists.

MOTHER OF GOD

So in other news it's become painfully clear I died some time ago and currently reside in a very cruel episode of the twilight zone. NOT SO BAD FOLKS IT'S NOT SO BAD. REALLY.

[behemoth old]

Bath salts are for people who can't afford meth.

Comments

Apes of Wrath:

i swear to fuck you are literally wrong on EVERYTHING you say.



LOL like I did the fucking research.