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feel like this guy

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by Statutory Ape

My neighbor is a Master Gardner actually, REALLY knows plants and making highly intricate (bob you would be floored- Cobson would jizz instantly at the sight of his 3 dimensional irrigation schematic. was an engineer for Lockheed, shocker I know) ((IT'S A FUCKING 6 HOUR DRIP IRRIGATION SYSTEM FOR WELL NORTH OF 500 PLANTS FFS. IT DRIPS TO THE MINUTE HOW MUCH DEPTH IS NEEDED FOR THE PARTICULAR PLANTS- TOMORROW I AM GOING TO CAPTURE THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS THING, AND IT WILL BLOW YOU GUYS AWAY))

what the hell am i talking about? neighbor...um master oh fuck it. im going to bed. blew my spunk here on hallowed ground, it was fucking AWESOME

you should ask him if he is an uphill gardner

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i think he is

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

you should ask him if he is an uphill gardner

a what?

[Statutory Ape]

SkyNigger:
Mike is a Christian elite operative. Don't get confused. That's how they win.

wat

[tire]