[TRUE STORY] Rolled a stripper like a bause niggas
got out of the car at AMPM and some chicken heads hollered at me while i exited the car to buy some beer. obv went to scope out the situation. i went up to the passenger side window to see what was going on.
the driver asked me if i was drunk and said no but i was about to grab some beer. she then asked me if i could blow in her DUI device so she could get her car started. i LOL'd inside but obv asked her what she would do for me. she said, "well what do you want?" i obv told her i wanted her to suck on these nuts and i want the passenger to watch my niggas. gotta maximize the ev fo sho. THEY SNAP CALL. LOL
i open the door and have the passenger get in the back. the driver starts going to town on my cock while the slut in the back is talking dirty to me/rubbing my man bewbies etc. i busted a fat load in her throat and got out of the car so i could blow in the DUI thing on the passenger side.
she hands me this nintendo wii looking device and i blow in that shit. device thing turns orange/red as i am obv over the limit. i ROFL and she starts crying like the slutbag she is. the friend starts talking shit and i skate out of there.
i hop back in the car knowing i need to get out of there. as i peel out on to the street on my way to the liquor store this songs plays on the radio...
[TRUE STORY] Rolled a stripper like a bause niggas
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