True story. One of my friends uses a line very similar to this on chicks often.
He is pretty much a complete moron, but on the other hand, he is in the top 3 of funniest people I've ever encountered, if not the funniest. Anyhow, he will routinely get wasted out of his mind, find some girl he likes then somehow work this line in with extreme casualnes and some kinda weird Texas accent drawal that is basically unexplainable -- yet beyond fucking hilarious: "Hell girl, I'd fuck the shit of ya. . ." ----- I've heard him use this quite a few times just by being on the same couch, at the same table or whatever with him and a female specimen, and then watch it somehow work, so I know for sure it does. The rest of my friends and I have brought up his signature line in discussions and he admits that it is a planned line with his explanation being "hell, just lettin' 'em know. . ."
One of the funniest fucking conversations of my life involved another lifelong buddy of ours calling him out on drunkenly using the line on his then deeply-infatuated-with girlfriend, knowing exactly what the implications of such a thing meant. He is also the jealous type. I was crying laughing.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Girl at the grocery store continually flirts with me everytime I go in. She's 10 years younger than me, at least. Has a goth/emo thing going on that I'm not a fan of, but I am a fan of her age. So, what's my angle here? How do you solve a problem like lip rings?
Since when are lip rings a problem? Assuming it really is, the second or third time you are smearing your cum all over her face with your semi-swollen cock, make a point of snagging your dick on her piercing and pretend it hurts. Wince a little, make a show of it. Guaranteed this will make her self conscious of your feelings about it and over the next days/weeks show her you dislike it but tell her differently. Always say "it's fine" or "I like it fine" but never show much emotion, just empty words. Women are super easy to manipulate, just play their emotions.
Grass on the field play ball. You'd be surprised how flexible age of consent laws are in this country under varying circumstances. The take home message being do not let legality dictate morality. If you do, one day you WILL regret it.
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