I feel that you just play with your iPad when I'm pouring my heart out. Do you even listen? I'm paying for this, right?
If I'm too lazy to put clothes on because her silliness in being scared to walk a single block to my apartment at night, when I told her to fucking get a cab and that if there was trouble, what possible good would it do her for me to be there, clothed or not, and all sorts of fucking pure cold logic in the face of her silly demands I be functional and play redundant societal games of effort which are nothing more than transparent tests of my level of caring which - quite frankly - I find offensive as I cannot cheat and I get ass-fucked every time....
how the fuck am I going to sign paperwork man, or be a silent partner or hire staff, let alone worry about their outfits and colour coordination and pay requisite attention to the FUCKING length of the short shorts for fucks sake
You're playing with that stupid App again aren't you. I talk and it just blows past you, all wordy and annoying-like.
I don't have to put up with this. This is AN OUTRAGE.
I'm fucking out of here. I deserve better than this. No, too late for your apologies. I'm not even listening. I'm walking out the door, don't start apologising now, I'm not even interested. I wouldn't come back even if you did.
Look at what you've done. You've made a forum stronger today Lieutenant Caffey. I'm getting on a plane and going back to my base. You son of a bitch.