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[onestep]

I had that same problem too 40scrapes.

I was in California at the time visiting my friend and my hard drive was corrupted beyond restoration. Motherboard was fried too. Luckily, I was staying at a hotel and a lovely gentleman offered to sell me a good condition mac laptop for 500. I was so grateful.

[Statutory Ape]

Technically I have bought (reserved more like it) a macbook (13 inch, the last ones made, think a couple years old) for $200, just haven't gotten the coin together and met up, all that good stuff.

1step for $500 what did you get? Maxbook pro air or what?

[Statutory Ape]

Well now here's something, I am on the phone with HP and turns out, the computer was not only never used, it was never registered either, and warranty/repair type stuff might be workable. At the very least free tech support would be so crucial, I mean I think I may get lucky after all, which would be pretty great I have to admit.

[Statutory Ape]

Oh fuck, 2007 parts. HP is not even making replacement parts, which means- this tech guy is actually trying to SELL ME A NEW COMPUTER the fuck I RUN THESE CONVERSATIONS YOU BASTARD

GOD SHUT UP, THE MOTHERFUCKER ISN'T EVEN A TECH SUPPORT REP HE'S A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING

THIS IS CHRISTIANITY'S DOING, PRETENDING TO HELP JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GAIN SOME TRUST- HE WON'T EVEN ENGAGE ME IN TROUBLE SHOOTING- "5 years 5 years"

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	your a god damn idiot and your computer knowledge is non existant
	they gotta draw line somewhere dude. 100 yrs from now? "where's my support"

[Statutory Ape]

JESUS FUCK ME HE WON'T EVEN HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT'S BROKEN, BUT HE KNOWS *FOR SURE* IT WILL COST TOO MUCH TO FIX, AND SEEMS TO ENJOY RAMBLING WHILE I INSULT HIM

wtf

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your an idiot

[Bobby Wong]

if laptop is broken how do you post

[Statutory Ape]

wow, HP *might* give me a discount on a SMOLDERING NEW CUTTING EDGE **WINDOWS 7 HP SUPERCOMPUTER**

AND GODDAMNIT RIGHT AS I CUT INTO THIS BASTARD LIKE HE DESERVES

MY 73 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR, THE ONE WITH DEMENTIA, WALKS IN WITHOUT ANY PANTS ON , AND STARTS TENDERLY RUBBING MY SHOULDER

THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED

AND I AM STILL ON THE PHONE WITH THIS PLACE http://www8.hp.com/us/en/contact-hp/....html#section1

"HP Spectre Notebook PC products
HP TouchSmart PC products
HP HDX Notebook PC products
HP Firebird Desktop PC products 866-408-5408 24 hours a day, 7 days a week U.S.: English and Spanish"

OH THEY'RE OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK ALRIGHT

THEY LITERALLY CAN'T WAIT TO HELP THEIR CUSTOMERS SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS

I DID IT, I JUST CUT THIS RAT BASTARD- YOU PITCH ME 8 TIMES, I CALL OUT THE FACT YOU AREN'T A TECH REP AND COULDN'T FIX MY TOASTER, SO AGAIN I GET A PITCH AND, UNBELIEVABLY, ANOTHER

HE JUST GOT WHAT THE FUCK HE DESERVED, MY NEIGHBOR STILL HAS NO PANTS ON AND HER HUSBAND DOESN'T SEEM BOTHERED BY MUCH OF ANYTHING AT ALL

MOTHER OF GOD AM I MAD

I AM GOING TO LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP *RIGHT NOW*

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will send $100 for pic of you with dementia cock in your mouth, dont worry he wont remember

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

if laptop is broken how do you post

Across the street, at my neighbors place. They're canadian, you'd like em. Tragically being an RN for 35 years of absolute dedication does not earn one a ticket to passing on with grace and dignity. Dementia is faggot and if God exists the fact that He intentionally made something THAT retarded is just- I haven't had dinner I realized just now.

Wong- shit just got real. I was just disrespected to a degree that I have never in my life- the cocksucker went so far as to pull the old "I have no supervisor" - RAPE- "Well he's on another call and will not be coming on the call to assist you" "SIR IT IS A 5 YEAR OLD MACHINE IF YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR PRICE RANGE LIKE I HAVE BEEN ASKING" -MOTHER OF GOD HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT- AND NOT JUST A FEW TIMES EITHER-AND SHRUGGED OFF "STOP ATTEMPTING TO DIRECT THE CONVERSATION AND GIVE UP TRYING TO SELL ME YOU COCKSUCKER"

I am taking a walk. Somehow what I just did to this (probably very poor and short) scumbag isn't sitting right, and my GOD I am not ok getting old.

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5 year old computer dude. What the fuck do you want from this world?

[Statutory Ape]

Wong advice? I called the number as HP says to do online, the tech support is hard sales, just round in circles until VOMIT

i s/w "jeed"

he refused credentials of any kind and even attempted to claim there is not way to reference the call with HP.

I told him he has a boss and HP isn't paying people on the honor system, ALL calls and shit are tracked so HOW WOULD HP FIND THIS CONVERSATION?

He was too stupid to realize I already had him, the moron.

He registered the laptop over the phone with HP just 20 minutes prior.

I want this turkey's head on a stick.

At the least, are you aware of some way to obtain a recorded playable version? God that was fun, it's been a while.

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Why are you accomplishing...sorry what are you accomplishing again?

[Bobby Wong]

you are using your elderly neighbor's pc to post malware laden unicorn porn and needlessly abuse a salesperson? you are the most pathetic life loser imaginable and doubtless a danger to yourself and others. i'm pushing for a lifetime ban, and if you keep this nonsense up i'm going to contact the authorities.

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he is a fucking nightmare