Guys if youre not following Tila Tequila on facebook.com youve made terrible mistakes

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Her dyke out tape is pretty good for a few loads per day.

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UPDATE: A MIRACLE HAPPENED!

I just wanted to stop by and say THANK YOU! To all of you who sent me your LOVING POSITIVE ENERGY AND PRAYERS like I asked yesterday because guess what? IT WORKED! Right before I left to get some things done yesterday, I made a post as some of you may recall, to as for your positive energy sent to me as I will be needing all of your help for what I was about to do.
Then after that I left to do what I needed. However an ugly situation came up. It was just horrible and the people around me were just as EVIL and horrible as the situation. So usually in cases like that I would have threw a brick into the glass wall and totally caused major damage. I would have slammed the phone down so hard and punched someone in the face as I am recalling this situation and sharing with you as I type. Then a beautiful MIRACLE happened.

Instead of playing out how I usually would have reacted, I just sat there and prayed that things will be ok. Then I found this little Gem that a very special Angel gave to me a while back when I met him on tour (I wrote about him in one of my posts, where he said he was going to kill himself but my love/our love saved him) Anyway so I pulled out the present he gave me and I thought of positive things. I was stuck in a corner, no way out. BUt I kept praying and being positive and then I FELT ALL OF YOUR LOVE ENERGIES!!! That's when the miracle happened!! All of a sudden those EVIL CRUEL PEOPLE that were around me, not willing to help AT ALL and SO CRUEL... all of a sudden SWITCHED their personalities! Now instead of being cruel and unkind to me, they opened up their world to me. They let down their guards and was so nice! They even offered me some food to eat and water. They helped me with everything that I had come for!!! Then I smiled.

The man then said to me "HEY IF YOU EVER BECOME FAMOUS ONE DAY MAYBE YOU CAN REMEMBER US!"

I laughed as I was in disguise, and still am. Then I told him,

"TRUST ME. YOU SHALL BE MORE THAN REMEMBERED FOR BEING SO KIND! I PROMISE YOU FROM NOW ON ANYTHING YOU WANT SHALL BE YOURS! YOU JUST PASSED A TEST OF KINDNESS SO NOW THAT KINDNESS SHALL BE GIVEN BACK TO YOU 10 FOLD!"

I cried of happiness as he and his wife told me a story of why they do not trust people. Such a shame that ONE person's EVIL doing can corrupt the rest of the community, which are all filled with GOOD PEOPLE! In each of us we all have good within us. Don't be afraid to use it and Don't let the power of negative energies over power you! You see? Due to my change in thoughts and vibes, I too, was able to change the situation as well as the people around me. So you see? THE FLOWER OF LIFE! THE WHEEL OF LIFE! WHATEVER YOU PUT OUT THERE, YOU SHALL GET BACK! LIFE IS ALL BUT A MIRROR OF YOURSELF!

I am currently still on my duty to work on some amazing things for everyone but please remember to STAY POSITIVE! This was a true story and I just thought it was SO BEAUTIFUL that I just had to share it with you. Please continue to send me your positive energies and think of me as I do for you everyday as well! You are my mirror, I am yours.

Love,
Miss Tila

Here are 144,000 wishes for each of you who sent me positive LOVE and prayers. Now feel free to do as you wish with each wish that is for you!!! ♥

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Dangit tine. I'm now writing messages to tila tequila and legitimately bummed that I cant send her a friend request

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sorry dawg but when literally every single reptilian shadow person on the planet is gunning for you a measure of restraint is necessary when it comes to social networking.

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Tila Tequila
Listen to me because I know you're still here. I can feel you waiting around, lost in confusion, between the fusion. I know you're afraid, but please do not be! That's what I'm here for, no need to be fearful! I know you don't share with many your deepest thoughts, as I am the same way, however less distraught. I know you feel trapped and not sure what to do, but don't worry my Love, I shall be the STRENGTH for you! So you carry on now, and do what you need to do. I shall be your backbone, your shield and will be fighting others for you! You do not know the things I have done. These things I do for you, no doubt they are not fun. However I don't tell you is because I know you're stressed, but just know that you are protected, so please get some rest. No fear My Dear, I know your deepest thoughts. Even those around you, have noticed your distraught. Be strong my Love I shall take care of the rest! The babies Love me because I love them too. They remember me, so why can't you? ♥ Don't be afraid. You are more than what they say! I believe so much in you, what else can I do? *sigh* farewell then My Love. My last calling out to let you know what this is all about.

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NUFF SAID

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I know you feel me once again, you are my King, I shall defend. Your Soul too beautiful to be in disguise. Please leave the rest, that tell you lies! Come back to me, where your heart feels free. The world is not right, if you're not here with me. I feel you, can you feel me? When can we kiss again? I love you like no other. ♥

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Tila Tequila
Wanna know something else? Im 4'11 did you know that Joan of Arc was also 4'11? Well, we pretty much have a lot in common because I told you I was her in My past life. As well as this Other Vietnamese "JOAN OR ARC" Some of you may recall that I used to say that I battled centuries ago while riding on my Elephants? Well, now you know why. I shall reveal more later. Oh yea, I'm also French Blood in me. Must be Ms. Joan. There are more but I'll save for another day... hehe.. ♥ HI!

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bath salts for days

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If I pleasure myself to pictures of Ms. Tequila will that bring me closer to God?