listen buddy

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by Tyde

yes because its pretty obvious to the casual observer just how addicted you are to this pointless and mundane nonsense and what a colossal loser you are in real life

thanks for caring again you creepy backwoods fuck

bob has not shared a whole hell of a lot about his personal life, his past, his personal likes and dislikes, his view on aliens or much else really. your claim that he is a loser and living a pointless and mundane life is what we love you for.

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lol god what an introverted nerd extraordinaire you are

without booze you can't keep eye contact with your own reflection let alone a living breathing human being.

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make another 'is this true' thread you fucking knob

go pout because you don't get his humor some more faggot

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so terrible and boring and average

wong is an asshole but he's definitely not terrible and -definitely- not average. bob is the best writer on these forums and you damn well know it marty. if you think you've got better stuff let's see it.

[SrslySirius]

Mike, is that you? You sound like Mike. Let's keep it positive, Mike.

[anatine]

...positively gay that is.

[SrslySirius]

So HIV positive?

[anatine]

...more like LIE positive.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I am not Captain Positivity today sorry.

[SrslySirius]

I heard that your cat died. That sucks bro. When I was a teenager some cruel bastard ran over my dog. I tried to tell the internet my troubles, but they told me to stop being a faggot about it. I felt dead inside for weeks and lost the desire to masturbate.

But in time that desire returned, stronger than ever before. It will for you too, buddy.

[anatine]

exactly.

they are old, they wont wake up.

treat yourself.

[SrslySirius]

we're all just trying to make our way in this white man's world

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I do realize who my audience here is and how they are typically going to respond to something akin to needing attention/sympathy etc. I hate to play the sympathy/attention card and tbh I wasn't looking for either.

Happy to see you here with all the cool kids and what not. Make sure you put the battery from the smoke detector in the boys bathroom back in after you get done and the stash is being kept in the center stall toilet (reach around behind it's taped in place) right now. Take what you need and put the rest back, failing to do so gets you an ass whooping and you can't sit with us at lunch time. There are no second chances.

-Don't pinch the fucking stash-

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