If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.
I convinced a couple friends to go to this movie with me, 'cause I knew it would be epically bad ( As the director made a classically horrible movie, The day after tomorrow). We went drunk, and then we had wine at the theatre ( it was a new theatre that serves dinner to you, and wine marked up 400%) We laughed the whole time, at just the terrible things on the screen. Eventually some 40 year old woman came up to us ( who was probably on her first date since her lawyer ex-husband left her for his secretary) and said " you need to be quiet, or I will get someone to MAKE you be quiet) and I just, literally, laughed in her face uncontrollably. I had to put my hands over my face I was laughing so hard. Well, she stormed off, and got a manager, and he warned us to quiet down.. and I said " I'm sorry we're laughing so much, but in fairness, this movie is really bad." he didn't dare kick us out, because we were in too deep on our wine tab.
Anyway, if you're expecting a good movie, 2012 will horrify you. But, if you're expecting a bad movie, 2012 is laughably terrible, particularly if you're drunk. There were 3 separate times that a plane took off as the earth ( literally) was destroyed underneath it. Like, the first time it happened, I couldn't believe it.. but by the third time, you have to respect the audacity of it.
If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.
I watched a bootleg of it a while back, and I have to completely agree with everything in this thread, especially the planes taking off as the earth collapses beneath them. It was good for a few laughs, and holy fuck what a waste of ole Woody in this flick. I guess the special effects in the DVD screener weren't entirely refined, but they were a joke too.
The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
i can't imagine watching this movie on a TV sober.. the only thing that made it watchable was being very drunk, and having a huge screen to cheer as LA burned.
"Queen of Skatz and only female member"... something along those lines.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
It wasn't bad on the big screen - the scenes with everything falling apart were fairly well done as far as special effects go. I also thought the plot line where only the uber rich had an opportunity for survival on the arks was pretty realistic. But yeah, other than that, crap.
Linear Mode
