Just woke up, bout to rub one out

[gay sex]

stop typing like your 70 carrico

[Tyde]

wat

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBG

pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

go on

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewdonk

mike the way you mention 'gare' and tapper and sonatine really creeps me the fuck out

bro...these are internet people...they aren't your 'friends'

you are losing it man

try to get a grip before its too late

I implore you

When was the last time I said gare? I say gaysex or gay sex all the time, who are you to tell me I'm losing it and I creep YOU out when you have a buddy's picture up for an avatar AAAAAAND a shiny new thread about whether people would rather be him or a nigger?

as for them being internet people eh, can I say anything different about you?

or would I want to? shit, next thing I know you'll be posting polls about my worth as a human being or the lack of, with my pic for your avatar and who knows what else.

now stop fucking around and keep eyes forward, I need to learn how to train wild animals into being circus performers THIS IS THE KIND OF THING LEGENDS ARE MADE OF, BOOKS WILL BE WRITTEN AND I NEED YOUR HELP MARTIN

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

go on

I can't tyde has me on tiltawhirl

i am tilting away solid gold here

bout to hop in the shower and finish a few things, help me name the raccoon I kinda like Jasper myself

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Japstar on deck, I'm working sweet mocha magic as I type this no sign of the coon though,

[rum dick]

This thread is an improvement

[يصيح]

Well, I've rubbed one out every morning to jap-porn and the sunshine we've been getting has done wonders for my tan.

Other than that, my pet coon has been mia but I have good faith he will return and I have both the shorts and bandana (both red) picked out for him whenever he returns.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I am literally an hour away from going hamalamadamding on some Vaseline lotion and foreskin MAYBE, just maybe...if I don't get distracted MAKING BATH SALTS VIDEO first which might happen, I don't know yet.

[Hillbilly Jim]

any updates