a deep and meaningfull discussion on religion

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

what pisses me off is that teachers are so terrible that they teach you how to read like a moron
if they would teach you how to speed read when you are a kid america would be number 1

It's not the speed at which they teach you to read; it's the reading they teach you to read with.

I mean, yes it would be great if everyone could churn through at my 700wpm with 98% reading comprehension (12 years ago, and those have been 12 high-impact years). And yes, teachers are so fucking dumb it's hilarious. Except not. And parents are so fucking retarded it's hilarious. Except not.

What fucking morons would you have to be to actually think Santa and the Tooth Fairy and lying to your kids about everything; fairy tales and fantasy and and sweetness and bubbles and candy floss...could actually be a productive introduction to this world of horror and killing and deception and rape and paedophilia and exploitation...

AND FUCKING LIES. Always. For ever. No exceptions. Even the truth is a lie, if only for reasons of irrelevance.

Sure, selfish parents of the world, breeding away your unhappiness with the pain-killers of perpetual cycling...sure. Keep on with all that 'harmless' delusional fantasy.

What could possibly go wrong?

1. Christianity: 2.1 billion
2. Islam: 1.5 billion
3. Commercialism: 1.1 billion
4. Hinduism: 900 million
5. Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
6. Buddhism: 376 million
7. primal-indigenous: 300 million
8. African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
9. Sikhism: 23 million
10. Juche: 19 million
11. Spiritism: 15 million
12. Judaism: 14 million
13. Baha'i: 7 million
14. Jainism: 4.2 million
15. Shinto: 4 million
16. Cao Dai: 4 million
17. Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
18. Tenrikyo: 2 million
19. Neo-Paganism: 1 million
20. Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
21. Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
22. Scientology: 500 thousand

[Hillbilly Jim]

listen bro in america when they teach you to read they make you sound out words you dont know
this shit slows you down so much that you end up being a retard
if you could pound out 1000 wpm you would have time to get through all the retarded shit they make you read and have time left over to read some real shit

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	you were right i was wrong / right
	plat

[SkyNigger]

There's nothing wrong with phonetics.

There's a lot wrong with phonetics about the fucking cat in the fucking hat.

[Hillbilly Jim]

learning to read like that makes you retarded
its true i read it somewhere

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nigger knew what i didn't

[gay sex]

lol more like neo gayganism

[SkyNigger]

I learned to read with phonics and I fucking taught that shit to myself. And there would be few brighter kids on the planet than my phonetic unschooled ass was.

I also fucking owned the face of flash cards, and I 'taught' that shit to myself also. To be fair, I kind of had this photographic memory shit going on. But still...

If you're feeling dumb, and you should be, you should realise the reality of the above confessions. I wasn't teaching myself alone because it was oh-so-fucking-fun. Or because I was a loner. Not by choice, in any case.

Basically, computer games rotted your dumb ass minds. That, and Dr Seuss. Blame your stupid non-sex-cult parents for not abandoning you to the crevices of a compound commune. brag.

[gay sex]

rofl heard you wore pumpkins with straps on them for clothes also bro

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[Steerpike]

And for all you chumps reading Scooter's posts and thinking he isn't talking about you, he is.

Not me tho.

[Steerpike]

And he is especially talking to you gary.

[gay sex]

oh you know i hecka rotted my brain bro