****Official skatz brag/fail thread about how many ladies you've had sex with****

[anatine]

ooo god i forgot about hooks. ive never paid for sex outright with hoo-... no wait i did once. but the other hooks fucked me for free.

because i was in relationships with them.

with most of them.

oh god.

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oh god indeed

[gay sex]

seriously though houston game NOW 2 point game

[gay sex]

fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur minutes remaining and a desperate houston team clinging to life

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

HAS SHE AGED WELL THOUGH BIG DOG

shes not fat.

and thats something she should be proud of.

but shes got those manic bipolar circles under her eyes that leave nothing up to the imagination in terms of how adrift she is in general.

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sounds like every girl I didn't marry

[Hillbilly Jim]

[anatine]

back in 90 tho she was a fucking 9.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

hooks is suuuuuuuuch a weird line i think hooks after uve lost ur virginity before 18 count, i think really hot ones count, but if its only hooks for like a 7 in a row stretch it gets dicey

Never had a hook until after I was de-virginized. Let me clarify so Rummy can rule and let Tine know just how much trouble he/she may be in. Never lived in Vegas, have probably spent 250 days there.

One trip I was gone for 2 weeks, I believe I hit 9.

[gay sex]

i think we round that down to 3.7

[anatine]

anyone who traffics in hooks regularly probably has me dominated, to the point where i feel a separate score needs to be kept for hooks.

to those of you in that category MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.

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GOD bless us every one

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

i think we round that down to 3.7

Actually 9 is accurate but let's call it 3.7. That's still 3.7 times more than you've had Gare.