going to order another pizza

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I really want to compliment you on that fine pizza there tine, but I just can't force myself to do it because I am emotionally distraught over the back handed flippant remarks your e-friends throw my way the moment I seem to be engaging this forum and might (just MIGHT) be ever so slightly emotionally exploitable. I'm fixing a lawn mower, I dig underage girls, I must have had my only tools stolen, I ought to burn a poisonous shrub, my college professors are idiots and the list goes on and on.

Shout out to bubbles go fuck yourself and take that pizza and shove it right up your ass.

[Been]

fuck the onions with 50 dead dog dicks

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yuuuuuup

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure tyde would take your onions and 50 dead dog dicks and fry it all up in a pound of butter

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stir with a fork

[Hillbilly Jim]

that would pair nicely with a microwave quiche

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hi hater

[rum dick]

I just ordered a pizza.. pepperoni, sausage, and green peppers. Gonna go pick it up now. Literally this threads fault that did it.

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you're a man with needs

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

i think next one im going to skip the sausage and go straight red onion.

i might get half with anchovies as well. i just got a feeling about red onion and anchovies.

Really? That's some heterosexually good looking slightly crispy sausage.

[Bubbles]

Craziest Mike cant even afford this.

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shout out to college

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

Really? That's some heterosexually good looking slightly crispy sausage.

the sausage doesnt really reheat well and frankly it kind of overwhelms how light and playful and elegant the red onions are.

[anatine]

like if it was a better sausage, id stick with it. if it was like a venison sausage. but its not.


boy is it not.

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rep for venison in the chili

[Mixed Martial Archie]

i bet that dog's digestive system is thanking you now