***OFFICIAL SKATZPOKER FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD***

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behemoth

Gare set up a Sunday so they have plenty of time to sell their plasma. It shall be titled

Blake goes to Amsterdam to watch Nita get fucked

Dear behmoth read the poem I wrote about blake called Revenge of the Cuck
blake is finally manning up and fucking a hooker for each time nita made him cry

[blake]

also i had ty montgomery in my lineup, whose already hurt, so i got saved by the contest not going

[gay sex]

hemoth having indepth knowledge of the ams hooker scene was a direction i did not see this going ill make one once i know how many we will have

[gay sex]

cobb could end on 11 points but i i highly doubt it this is like if i didnt join last week when u all had gurley

[Behemoth]

live sex shows are fucking lame. Don't eat at the Australian place, it's called like Kangaroo Jacks or some bullshit, IT'S TERRIBLE.

Lock that tire through the frame YO. Stealing bike tires is a big thing there. Also dont' pussy out, get some shrooms or eat a whole space cake. Literally high for like 7 hours after I ate that.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

Dear behmoth read the poem I wrote about blake called Revenge of the Cuck
blake is finally manning up and fucking a hooker for each time nita made him cry

That means Blake literally has to fuck every hooker in the RLD 37 times.

[Behemoth]

Also Blakers, watch out for the super super shy girls. More than likely, they're Russians who are being forced there. I talked too one that when she spoke, you couldn't even hear her she was so scared. Looked like Kournikova's younger sister, fucking ridiculous hot. She mellowed out once Uncle B rammed it up her ass though. Actually, I didn't have the heart to fuck her, although I wanted too. Wong would've manned up. I know that

[gay sex]

this dude is realllll judgemental of ur hooker and sex show experience chang

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

hemoth having indepth knowledge of the ams hooker scene was a direction i did not see this going ill make one once i know how many we will have

Daddy's been around, SON. Daddy's been around.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

this dude is realllll judgemental of ur hooker and sex show experience chang

Sex show is basically couples fucking on a spinning wheel. THERE IS NO MONEY SHOT THEY JUST GET UP AND LET THE NEXT ONES IN.

Also, MAKE SURE you look at the screens for the single lady shows BEFORE you put the coins in. Ole B wandered in high as a fucking kite one night and stuck in a token. When my screen came up, GOD DAMN WAS I DISAPPOINTED. I immediately turned and left, and they can see the light from the door opening. I'm sure she's seen it before.