your absurd christmas present

[Bobby Wong]

if you've got a little sense of adventure you can take a ride down the Hershey highway on the way back

[gay sex]

too soon

[USC]

Pork chops suck gare.

[gay sex]

AVERT UR EYES BABY JESUS HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE SAYS

[Bobby Wong]

I received a Belgian waffler and a velour bathrobe and 4 pounds of bacon from 3 separate people and I think it's about time to put all of those to use and I would totally post a pic of it but I don't think I really have any suitable toppings for Belgian waffles and I know gare would heap scorn upon me

[USC]

Mmm bacon

Comments

holla!!!

[nextlevelshit]

Someone gave me house shoes size 11. I can't fit in a size 11 shoe. WTF.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

Quote:

Originally Posted by nextlevelshit

Someone gave me house shoes size 11. I can't fit in a size 11 shoe. WTF.

subtle

[rum dick]

More like honda shoes size 11

Comments

you are a monster

[boomroasted, bro]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

I received a Belgian waffler and a velour bathrobe and 4 pounds of bacon from 3 separate people and I think it's about time to put all of those to use and I would totally post a pic of it but I don't think I really have any suitable toppings for Belgian waffles and I know gare would heap scorn upon me

UMM MORON, YOU GOT ALL THAT BACON.