this might ruffle a few feathers

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

I have been saying lobster is terrible my entire life. Oysters are just as bad. Soft shell crab. Fish with bones. Calimari. There is a lot of terrible under the sea.

All true except the oysters part, the trick is how you eat them. I learned from my mexican friends the trick is hecka lime juice squeezed on there like a little pool of lime and then a few drops of tapatio and slurp that bad boy down. Swear on my life 3 of those down the hatch and a few hours later you'll be rocking your chiquita's world so hard she won't remember her name for a week.

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SWEET BABY GRAPES KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VaughnP]

I think this thread is really going to rustle Jim's microwave lobster thermidor loving jimmie's.
@Hillbilly Jim

[Hillbilly Jim]

the only time it is really baller to eat a lobster over 2 lbs is if it is one of those halloween lobsters
now that would be baller

[anatine]

speaking of lobster

[anatine]

speaking of whore mothers

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

speaking of lobster

I made this amazing argument on www.thelastpsychiatrist.com (where I am often brilliant) pointing out that the reason the "family unit" is disintegrating is a simple case of protectionist mechanisms (religious misery-inducing morality) being removed from a market for a commodity that is about to realign with what is honest, real and the natural order of humane behaviour and interaction.

It's going to be the mother of all *snicker* corrections.







Suck shit to religion and religious subscribers. Your filthy misery is destroying its final human lives. Suck shit to housewives and mothers who raise children with love. The scam is over. The jig is up. The game is about to end.

Welcome to Competition.



Cat got your tongues, you filthy "Go and sin no more" whores?



If you'll permit me to echo what your hollow brains are 'thinking', it would be my honour.

Whores are feeling "OH FUCK."

Guys are saying "Suit yourselves, you unemptied emotional toilets of private refuse."

Coy and demure and coquette and reserved and well-behaved and good and controlled and proper and raised right young ladies and little women and women children will be screaming "FUCK? FUCK?? FUCK FUCK? WHO WILL FUCK ME? FUCK? WILL YOU SAVE US!!"

And men will look down and whisper, "No."

[rum dick]

skynig typed "mother" - everybody take a drink....

[Archibald Peck]

scooter got a realdoll?

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Archibald Peck

scooter got a realdoll?

I wish.











I think it's funny when guys say "I don't hit women" because if they could do even level 2 logic they're literally stating "I hit women" (ask me for the dot to dot if you can't connect those dots rofl).

But I hit women. Not men. Just women. One, specifically. Those are bite marks which have torn skin which became infected overnight in spite of being treated with antibiotic swab and sterile bandaging. I'm now running a low fever.

1. I did not sign up to be woken up in that 'playful' fashion.

2. I did not have a safe word assigned to me.

3. I did not have a backup plan to convey "Cease and desist" to a rabid human with trigger happy jaws.

4. I believe I took the sum total of pain and injuries within my capacity but in the calm glow of the post-week aftermath of course one has one's doubts.

5. But in the moment, when my left hand curled up as she bit in a rotator cuff or something, I felt the time had come for good men not to let evil succeed.

In any case, it would have been embarrassing to be bitten to death by 36 kg of sex and rabies.

I admit I was surprised at how gently her head swivelled under the caressing propping support of my right fist. There was no resistance that could be seen there at all. From an academic standpoint, it was really quite fascinating.

I would have loved to have had a chat to a sports physiologist or something directly after but my well-earned peace was short-lived. If you think that is insane, you need to understand that up until the point when I rested her momentarily, she was mixed up in some sex kink or whatever; something fun is my point (in her mind).

To cut a long story short, when she came to, everything basically continued in much the same vein, except when she came to she was going for arteries with hostile intent. I did, however, have the added advantage of being awake for Round 2.