Pretty sure that in a city with no happy meal toys, it's illegal to poke them with a baton. I believe according to S.F. law that you're supposed to let them take whatever they want, offer them a drink, and then tell them that there's counseling available for them to break out of their stereotypical nig life. Since you poked them with a baton, they now have the right to sue you for pain and suffering and compensatory damages stemming from not being able to break into other people's houses, as well as mental anguish for fearing a baton poking from other potential victim's. All said and done, they'll get your house and $1400 a month for life.
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