Hemo, does it tilt you to know that I'm currently eating locally made vegan ice cream?
Of course it tilts me. But as a heterosexual man, I know things like "vegan ice cream" are best left to the gays. Or in this case, some fags from Austin that made there way to whatever shithole in Texas you're in. QUEER
When Vaughn's "Grindr" says home cooked meal, he means frozen PF Changs and some soy and seaweed ice cream. OH BOY, pull the couch out, Vaughn's getting some tonight from a 250lb Rachel Maddow loving bull dyke that identifies as a woman, but still has a10 inch clitty. Vaughn will tell you.
also it's gonna be sooooo sweet when Jim finally shows up in this thread. He's a jam man fo sho. Jellies too. But his palate is much more refined than Gares or Vaughns. Let's be honest here for a minute about Vaughn. He just admitted to eating vegan ice cream. He probably salts the shit out of it or throws some kind of vegan/soy protein powder in it for total barfiness. Anyway, when it's exposed that ya'll are foodie frauds, I expect apologies.
shoutout to john morrell cheapo sausages ya'll, tonight's winnning samich with grudens spicy mustard, fried onions, pepper jack and toasted brioche bun. Bread and butter pickle on the side, potato chips, and some kool aid. CLASSIC WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS DINNER