*** OFFICIAL skatz thread *** [OFFICIAL]

[SkyNigger]

I've just heard the terrible news about neverstop's cancer.

He hasn't got it.

Comments

:hof

[blake]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Adolf.

Adolf who?

Adolf Hitler.

[awkward crickets]

[blake]

Me: "Ask me if I'm a Spaceman"

You: "Are you a spaceman"

Me: "No."

Comments

i like this.

[mama luigi]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DakotaBurnsInHell

I've just heard the terrible news about neverstop's cancer.

He hasn't got it.

this, only i posted it

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

Me: "Ask me if I'm a Spaceman"

You: "Are you a spaceman"

Me: "No."

How do astronauts let their hair down?

They hit the spacebar.

[SkyNigger]

A Muslim walked into a bar.

No one survived the blast.

Comments

:hof

[SkyNigger]

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

[SkyNigger]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way.

So I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[SkyNigger]

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?

You have to make aeroplane noises to get her to put your cock in her mouth.

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skatz.

[SkyNigger]

is this thing on?