FAO Skynig

[SkyNigger]

The psychotic horror of whores is just...it's unbelievable.

The insanity and the gall. They really think they're in a War with men. Oh well I'm sure that's going to work out wonderfully for everyone.

[Bobby Wong]

i'm not sure you know what feministing is all about bro

http://feministing.com/2013/04/24/pe...inist-fisting/

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Pedagogy of the Undressed: A how-to guide for feminist fisting
By ELLIOTT | Published: APRIL 24, 2013

Welcome to the very first post in Feministing’s new sex advice/education column! I’m Elliott, a poly queer kinky trans POC community organizer and radical sex educator. I’ve been educating folks on how to safely and consensually let their freak flags fly for 10 years. I’ve been a peer educator through Planned Parenthood’s ”Reach One Teach One” program, worked at the Sexual Offense Prevention Policy Offices of Antioch College, was a founding member of the Sex E Collective at the New School, and peddled sex toys at the feminist and queer-owned stores Smitten Kitten and Babeland.

I believe that having hot, safe(r), and consensual sex is a vital tool in reclaiming our bodies and giving patriarchy and misogyny a big old kick in the pants, as well as a potential tool for self-care and healing. I always approach this work from a body-positive, sex-positive, queer-positive, trans-positive, anti-oppressive lens, so I won’t be yucking folks yums. My framework is one that supports for all survivors of sexual assault and abuse, as well as one that stands in solidarity with folks who participate in sex work. I strongly oppose slut-shaming and victim-blaming, and want this to be a space where everyone feels comfortable bringing any and all questions.

And I am thrilled to open this column up with one of my personal favorite activities: fisting! Of course, we had to do the first post on fisting. I mean, where else can you start when you’re working with Feministing? (Given the number of tweets and comments the folks here have gotten about the name, it appears many of you have as dirty a mind as I do.) And since some folks seem a little apprehensive about the whole feminist fisting thing, we thought we would help by demystify it a bit. For many of us, fisting can seem just as intimidating as it is intriguing and desirable. I am going to break down how to fist a feminist cutie so that all parties involved can have a very, ahem, fulfilling and enjoyable time.

Let’s jump right in to Femin-FISTING: A How-To Guide for Feminist Fisting!

Talk about it

So you want to fist/get fisted by a feminist! Fantastic. First things first, have a conversation with the cutie(s) you want to fist/get fisted by. Communicate what your desires are, what you are intimidated by, and what you want to get out of the experience. Fisting isn’t something you just rush on into; it’s a process, and the first step is a conversation.

Safe words

If you want, come up with a safe word so that if things are moving too fast or something hurts, the other person knows to stop so you all can take a break and figure out what needs to be negotiated. I love safe words like, BANANA! DEER! Or SWIZEL STICK! Your safe word should be something you would not normally yell out in the throes of passion. Another example of a safe word system is the RED YELLOW GREEN system. RED means stop right now, YELLOW means move forward with caution/slow your roll, and GREEN means all parties are good to go! Make sure all folks involved in the fisting fun know the safe words and have agreed to adhering to them before you get to the bedroom/living room/kitchen/wherever.

Lubrication

Lubrication is going to be your best friend throughout this process. Whether you’re fisting in the back door or the front door, you want to make sure to have lots and lots of lubrication on hand. I recommend a thicker water-based lubricant or a nice silicone-based one. You can check out selections at feminist sex toy stores like the Smitten Kitten or Babeland. Make sure to put lube on and in the hole that is getting fisted, as well as on the hand that will be doing the fisting. And remember, there is no such thing as too wet!

Gloves

Get some sexy latex or Nitrile gloves. You can get them at most drug stores, or if you want to spend a little more and get some tighter fitting gloves, you can check out your local sex toy store. Gloves are great because they are smoother than skin, and can prevent tearing or cutting from finger nails (ouch!) Even if you are monogamous, I recommend gloves for a smoother ride.

Duck bill

Alright, so you had a conversation, a lot of sexy foreplay, and you’re wearing your sexy gloves and are lubed up. What you want to do is start slowly, using two fingers first, then three, then four. Keep communicating throughout and make sure all parties are feeling relaxed and into it. Try using a vibrator on the clit/dick/balls/nipples too for some extra sensation. If something hurts or doesn’t feel good, make sure to slow your roll. Sex doesn’t have to be a race, you know! It may take several attempts, days, weeks, but practicing is half the fun.

When you feel ready, go ahead and slip your thumb in. Move in slowly and apply more lube as necessary. Remember, it should feel good, not painful.

Turn the key

Once you have penetrated to the base of your hand/top of the wrist, you are going to want to make a motion like you are turning a key in a lock. Now you have a fist inside of someone. Hot!

Hitting the right spots

Fisting is more about the sensation of fullness than it is about a thrusting motion, so try slowly making a come hither motion or making gentle rotations with your fist. And cutie who is receiving, make sure to let your fisting buddy know what feels good and what does not.

You can still stimulate the G-spot or prostate with your fist, if that’s what your cutie wants. Every body is different and will like different things. So play around and find out what works for you.

Pulling out

After the person receiving has had their fill, get ready to pull out slowly. It took time to get in, and it will take time to get out again. You can reverse the “turn the key” move and duck bill as you pull out to ensure you don’t hurt your thoroughly spent cutie. Making sure to move slowly, and apply lube again if necessary.

Talk about it (again)

Definitely talk about what it was like for everyone after! Did feelings come up? Did you figure out this was your favorite thing? Your absolute least favorite thing? Want to try it on the kitchen table next time? When we communicate what works and what doesn’t, we can have hotter sex. So talk it out and see what worked and what didn’t.

I hope this guide helps you find some hot, safe femin-fisting fun! I’m here to answer any other questions you may have about how to make your sex better and more in line with your politics. Want to know how to find the G-spot? How to strap it on? Curious about how radical consent works? Want tips and tricks for giving blowjobs? How about getting your first flogger? Email undressed@feministing.com to send me your questions about sex, relationships, BDSM, kink, polyamory, or anything else!

[limitles]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

So you believe your wife really hates sex huh?

Does it make her impure?

Does she find it sinful?

Is she under control of her human - sinful - urges to enjoy sex at 10 x the capacity of you? Think multiple orgasms that have indefinite elements to them, at least in terms of biological potential.

Have you ever heard of the institution of "marriage"?

Have you ever paid a tax?

Have you ever visited or received a postcard from a nation-state?

Have you ever come across one of the 8,000,000,000 (8 billion) copies of the Bible they have printed?

Have you ever enjoyed a weekend off without realising only slaves have scheduled days off?

Have you ever interacted or had reason to become familiar with the law or rules or guides for conduct?

Have you ever heard of property rights? Birthrights? Heritage? The class system? Caste?

I'm surprised to discover you don't wear clothes?

You don't shake hands to cover for your sociopathic incapacity to be warm and genuine upon meeting a stranger for the first time? You don't fall onto your default small talk in light of having nothing else **safe** to risk talking about?

You've never been paid a salary? Drawn an hourly wage? Punched in a clock?

You've never been forced to defer to a superior even though you knew he was incorrect? You've never come across the construct of "power" or "authority" before?

Have you ever seen violence in action; or perhaps on television?

Have you ever felt the emotions of jealousy, anger, rage, a desire for revenge, an identical but more socially acceptable desire they label "justice", benevolence, charitable, mercifulness, desperation manifesting in pleas to non-existent constructs? Have you never felt hatred or animosity or vindictiveness? Have you never sought to control your natural urge to breathe air or eat food? Have you never be patient when circumstances did not justify sensitivity to the unlucky existence you broke laws of nature to permit to be artificially selected rather than naturally culled? Have you never felt an identity, a sense of belonging (like a piece of property that can be identified and claimed) by said family from said area known for said history and proud of being proud of said something or something said?

Have you never found shame in sexual immorality; like not having sex when you wanted to or do you think control of your naughty desire to breathe might be more suitably arrested and sanctioned?



Your desire to breathe and eat and exercise are sins. Go and sin no more.

Have you never taken something that didn't belong to you and was being used by another, smaller, weaker, less cunning human?

Have you never exploited your size, strength, mind, speed, muscle twitch, reflexes, senses to gain an advantage over another human's expense or suffered a disadvantage when another exploited the disparity between your religious inferiority and his respectively superior religious advantage demanding to be applied?

Have you never had a reason to interact with a member of the opposing sex?



Have you never traded in emotional currency?





You've never been taught the construct of time? Of a beginning and end of something finite?

You've never been introduced to the concept of omnipotence and fatalism and miracles which serve as effective indefinite answers that solve mysteries you cannot yourself decipher with your tiny mind?

You've never heard of a "secret" or come across information that was "restricted" or "classified", not for your eyes or which you didn't need to know but weren't allowed to know if you needed to know or needed to see? You've never had answers or information withheld on the grounds that the information was simply "private" or "personal" and therefore - justifiably - held from you in the way you should have held the neck of whomever claimed that insanity until no more air might escape its oesophagus? I mean, if you were humane.

You've never heard of sovereigns ordained by a higher power to rule over your lesser and inferior chattel, to rape you if the higher power so wills it but mostly to rape and leech and ransack the area under his or her holy dominion?

Have you never been exposed to murder, genocide, rape, sexual slavery, bartering humans for profit or advantage; arranged marriages, human sacrifice, tokens of virginity or the practice of culling excess captives?

Have you never come across the emotional constructs of fear, terror, respect, insanity, obsession, shame, inner mind emotional torture of the kind that presents in violent physical explosions when the victim cannot distinguish between the pain inside their molested and abused mind and their natural body's alert system which serves as an Early Warning against physical trauma and blood loss?

Have you never been in conflict or been forced to defence yourself against a human with a conflict of interest?

Have you never heard of war?

Have you never been in love or been loved by another sociopath confused about what - exactly - exclusive love even is?

If so, I'm positively Biblically jealous myself. Make sure you blabber some emotional currency to give credit where credit is due, for your good fortune.



BLESS YOU ALL. BLESS YOU THIS DAY. BLESS YOU ON ALL DAYS. BLESS YOUR CROPS. BLESS YOUR CHILDREN. BLESS YOUR HEALTH. BLESS YOUR WORTHY BLESSINGS.

And thank you for this food and shelter in exchange. And I'll take that there 14 year old who has clearly been raised right. Seen and not heard, exactly how I like my children. Respectful of their elders and trusting in the Way of the Lord.
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You've all been touched by religion in countless ways you cannot even comprehend.

A more insightful exercise might seek to isolate a single instance of your behaviour or action or thought process or emotional tapestry of feelings that hasn't been corrupted by the insanity of those fucking androgynous priests working in tandem with old haggard whores to retard the human species and reduce our once-proud race into faeces.

You've never told or heard a lie?

That's really rather remarkable.

In other words ignorance is bliss.

God help us everyone.

[anatine]

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in all fairness I watched pitch black 3x in theatres and still like it. stop being such a dick, we all have our opinions...

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

getting warmed up for the big finish

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

I'm literally a genius.

Can you counter this logic?

Of course you can't.

At dinner tonight we chatted about how in the japanese language the word "no" does not exist yet there are like 21 or 22 ways to actually say/infer as such. Like they lost the common decency to actually say what they mean and feel because it's not polite and the ironic thing is (of course) that it's very impolite to waste time and not be direct. Women do this sort of thing a lot, making snide remarks while seeming friendly and accepting (especially to each other.)

The most polite thing you can do for your fellow man is to be impolite. Think about it.

[anatine]

Yes mike, we all have our opinions.

Some of us earned our opinions, through the diligent pursuit of truth, honed with the knowledge and wisdom of the ancients.

Others did not.

So when you say impossibly stupid shit that flies in the face of the accepted human definitions of truth, we will continue to regard it as an act of hostility, something ugly and brutish and insincere and violent, violent against the most glorious and beautiful pan-galactic standards for a unified reality, a unified consciousness.

You strike at the heart of evolution, which is all we have to hope for, and so you strike at the heart of hope.

And I ban you for 3 days you mouthy impudent cunt.

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right...

[Bobby Wong]

theres no word for yes in japanese either and yet here we are and all the cats are still dead

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by limitles

In other words ignorance is bliss.

God help us everyone.

Ignorance is bliss up until the point where the ignorance is damaging others; and the way they've structured democracy - almost as a counter to vassals wanting to be stupid, one could imagine - there are institutions and corporations that are committing genocide and evils in your name; as in they're empowered by the ignorant who just don't want to think about it (understandably).

Evil understandably took advantage of that.

Only Truth can save us. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was God.

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Originally Posted by Sonatine's hidden salami

Women do this sort of thing a lot, making snide remarks while seeming friendly and accepting (especially to each other.)

The most polite thing you can do for your fellow man is to be impolite. Think about it.

With women, it's called Christian Compassion and yes, it's sheer malice. Emotional smear / degradation. They'll feel sorry for you into a grave if you let them. Of course it's emotional currency which means, there's no upside. It's just smear.

In this world the most polite thing you can do is embrace truth. Be prepared for the ruckus.

[SkyNigger]

Sociopaths keep this baby alive to suffer. Praying for a 'recovery'.