Statutory Ape's Task Work to Complete in Order to Justify his Right to Life

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by behemoth

Hey Ape, I always wondered something. If a big guy like this falls down on his back is he like a turtle and can't get back up without help? Makes sense.

I think you are making an easy simple mistake people make-assuming a big guy isn't mobile because of "all that weight".

What moves your skeletal structure in the first place? Muscle?

So a shitload of muscle would make you less able to move around?

See the fail in that logic bro?

[Suicide King]

Your bible thumping quotes are keeping you out of IST. If it werent for that you would be in like flynn

[Statutory Ape]

You're douchebaggery is the only thing keeping you out of AOW. If it weren't for that (and you being too huge a pussy to try the 911 chall with me) you'd be in like flynn.

Comments

rofl boom in his liberal san fran gook mouth

[behemoth old]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

I think you are making an easy simple mistake people make-assuming a big guy isn't mobile because of "all that weight".

What moves your skeletal structure in the first place? Muscle?

So a shitload of muscle would make you less able to move around?

See the fail in that logic bro?

Thanks. Mental note to self: when the zombie apocalypse comes, double tap the roid heads regardless of infection.

[behemoth old]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

You're douchebaggery is the only thing keeping you out of AOW. If it weren't for that (and you being too huge a pussy to try the 911 chall with me) you'd be in like flynn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicide King

Your bible thumping quotes are keeping you out of IST. If it werent for that you would be in like flynn

My racism keeps me out of both groups. Which is total bullshit. Fucking nigger lovers.

[Steerpike]

black people tho

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steerpike

black people tho

are fucking smart. My two girlfriends from community college chem (one from kenya one from nigeria) have both been accepted to UC Berkeley I found out today. Smart girls, one studying actuarial sciences the other a biology focus (she's planning on med school etc)

Behemoth would so hate standing there trying to ignore them, but thinking "damn I never heard me a coon so danged smart in my life what the hell is going on here???"

Comments

IF THEY ARE SMART WHY ARE THEY IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE WITH THE APE

[Steerpike]

that is exactly how behemoth talks, he also says 'hot diggity'

[Statutory Ape]

hot diggity is what colored folks said back like on the fresh prince of bel air

you having an identity crisis behemoth? you'd kind of sound like a white trash carlton banks saying things
like that

Comments

UGH

[MistaCobalina]

he also says "I's don't know nothin' about birthin' no baby"