legit 9:19am and i want a cheeseburger thread

[gay sex]

also shameful true story ive only had shrimp and grits once and it was at the house of blues at mandalay bay so im not even sure it counts

[anatine]

im committing here and now to coming to terms with polenta this year.

[gay sex]

really sticking to that starch i would just get lazy eat the steak over the sink like a homeless person and sub in bread for the rice, THATS JUST MY MOVE but i see uve evolved a system

[gay sex]

i would pull up a stool to hear u talk about braising short ribs cuz its something that seems so far out of my league but ive got this dos caminos cookbook and the braised short ribs are like in half the recipes so u need them as a base

[gay sex]

or take a knee football style whichever is more conducive

[Bobby Wong]

tine going to be running ye olde lambe choppe shoppe once he gets to williamsburg

[anatine]

id literally run that

[anatine]

also and im not kidding these lamb chops were so fucking good i think we should raise lambs in matrix style pod cities stretching beyond the clouds.

[anatine]

i love how all these planet of the ape movies have one definitive moment where everything goes from whimsey to heavy heavy bummer in seconds.

the trick is knowing when to press pause and pretend youre going to come back and pick it up later.

[Behemoth]

'Tine, make the cheeseburger, cook up 2 eggs, three pieces of bacon, little mayo, then bring it all together with a sweet hawaiian bun.