MY BROTHERS HAVE DISGRACED MY FAMILIES NAME LONG ENOUGH

[chiveturkeysuckafool]

JIVE AND CLIVE LISTE NAND LISTEN GOOD! STAND UP AND BE A MAN LIKE ME AND YOUR FATHER! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOUR ACTIONGS. COMPLETINGLY AND TOTALLY EMBARASSING FOR THE WHOLE SUCKAFOOL FAMILY!

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

DESPITE THE RUMORS TO THE CONTRARY, I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF THOSE VIRILE (AND VIRULENT) ORANGUTANS I KEEP READING ABOUT ON HERE.

CLIVE HASN'T VOLUNTARILY SHOWN HIS FACE IN PUBLIC IN AN ETERNITY, SO LET'S SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

[VaughnP]

I'm not sure how I feel about Chive.

[Steerpike]

You'll make your mind up soon, would be my guess.

[Hillbilly Jim]

he sounds like an angry drunk
dont know if he will add anything to boris
maybe this family feud will get jive and clive posting more

[GAMBLE-BOT]

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

CLIVE USES HIS PUSILLANIMOUS PROXIES TO POSTE.

HE IS A MAN OF MACHINATIONS AND ILLUSTRATIONS.

I AM A MAN OF CATS AND A HATER OF FATS.

AS SUCH, I CONSIDER HIM A HALF-BROTHER AT BEST, A JUDE AT WORST.

[behemoth old]

Master Jive, Hezekiah and Ezekiel have both offered their services to rid you of these false prophets. They await your answer.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

bring forth the gospel, brother.